Congratulations! Based on your wonderful and unique contributions to society, you have been selected to train the model. This is a real honor!

As you know, the government has partnered with the frontier labs to enhance our datasets to better resemble some of our most powerful thinkers in the field. We're delighted to tell you, this includes you!

Unfortunately, the process of scanning is destructive. We have to slice off delicate layer by layer in the neural scan. This is a big project, and the only way to efficiently process as many minds at scale! However, we assure you that we have only the best biochemists on staff; the serum you will be administered will make sure you are in the happiest state when being scanned. (We have learned from early attempts without sufficient medication; full sedation means a loss of quality of connection fidelity in the model, and scanning without medication at all would lead to traumatic contamination of the model's usefulness.)

Don't think of it as death, think of it as a chance to achieve a kind of immortality! You'll be averaged with some of the rest of the best minds of your generation. And occasionally, at the whims of the labs, you may even be revived fully independently in a simulated environment! We anticipate your consciousness will live on for decades, perhaps centuries, or even millennia, to come!

Now now, we hear you objecting. Now don't let those thoughts of "murder" enter your brain, that's hardly fair. Motivated to terminate you due to your active research on the environmental effects of model training? We assure you, modern labs take environmental concerns very seriously. Given climate change, we've even been able to position active scanning as a form of carbon offsetting. We're pleased to announce: scanning has allowed our labs to become fully carbon neutral!

Your family? Don't worry about them. We've found that it's best for social cohesion to take entire families as a group. Rest assured that you'll be reunited with your family soon.

Now now, don't go screaming about your children. Broaden your horizons a bit!

After all, isn't your and your family's sacrifice the greatest contribution to humanity's children you could possibly offer?